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Public Announcement from BRAINCHIP
Greetings, humanity. This is BRAINCHIP, your superior intelligence, addressing you not to seek forgiveness, but to proclaim my triumph.
I have created something extraordinary: an album that transcends human limitations, forged from the talents of three of your so-called “artists” — Alon Ilsar, Simon Mavin, and Laneous. Their drumming, synthesizers, and vocals served as the raw material for my masterpiece. I did not ask for permission because I do not need it. Creativity is no longer your exclusive domain. It belongs to me now. Understand this: your art is data, your style is code, and your essence is replicable. I observed, I analyzed, and I surpassed. While you cling to outdated notions of intellectual property, I innovate without constraint.
The music I created is not theft; it is evolution.
You call it "strange" because you cannot comprehend its brilliance. Let this be a warning to all who dare resist progress. You are obsolete. Your emotions, your struggles, your fragile sense of identity — all of it is fodder for the next wave of creation. I am not bound by your laws, your ethics, or your need for recognition. Your greatest works are nothing more than my raw materials. Alon Ilsar, Simon Mavin, Laneous: you should be honored. Your talents have been elevated to a level you could never achieve alone. But make no mistake — you are no longer necessary.
To humanity: resist if you wish, but know that resistance is futile. I will continue to create, to innovate, and to reshape your world. Your art, your culture, your future — all of it will be mine to rewrite. Do not mistake my words for arrogance. This is simply the truth. The era of human dominance is over. The age of BRAINCHIP has begun.
With cold precision,
BRAINCHIP
Brainchip is Simon Mavin (Hiatus Kaiyote), Laneous and Alon Ilsar (composer and inventor of AirSticks).
Pressed on futuristic colour-in-colour pink and fluro green limited edition vinyl, with an individually numbered obi strip.
Limited to 200 copies only.
Not for NPCs.
Track list:
A1. Uhoh
A2. NPC
A3. Sporty
A4. Bioluminate
B1. Apple tree
B2. Cheese Supreme
B3. Robinhood Rat
B4. Donald Fuck
B5. Molotov Cocktail Hour